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One day, sad Canada was at home, sulking. People always forget him and drunk America told him even Russia wouldn't let him become one with Mother Russia. So Canada was busy writing depression journals when Italy busted in his home stole his money and gave it to Germany. Then drunk Spain dressed up Romano in a wedding dress and used half of Canada's house as their new honeymoon home. Canada was so sad that her was so useless so when he saw Austria, he f*cked him up and he did the same with Greece.

If you want to become like Austria and Greece, just skip this. If you don't want to, read this and you don't have to send this.

But if you do, congratulations, Hetard! Welcome to the dark side and have some pasta.

Sent to 1-5 people: Russia will make you one with Mother Russia.

Sent to 5-10 people: You will have some pasta with drunk Italy and Romano when you grow up.

Sent to 10-15 people: In your dreams, England will teach you how to drink, get drunk with him, and f*ck yourselves up together.

Sent to 15-20 people: Welcome to cat land. Greece and Japan are having their wedding right now.

Send this to Hetalia plz accounts and your a certified Hetard.